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Same Time, Same Place: But
thankfully not the same time and place as last season
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Same Time, Same
Place episode recap
Buffy is back! We're three episodes into the new
season, and I don't want to claw my eyes out or dig out the seasons
one and two DVDs and watch them on repeat,
huddled in a corner, telling any who'll listen about the good 'ole days.
That's progress! [Please do not be alarmed. We here
at boils and blinding torment have no fear that ME will continue to give
us much to watch. and mock. and laugh. at. -ST]
The Willow is on the smack, we must have
a Very Special Intervention Episode storyline is gone like the fashion
trend of wearing leg warmers over jeans. [Though, sadly,
not like the wearing a see-through dress over jeans fashion
trend. Bad Buffy, bad.] That trend is gone forever, right? It's
not ever coming back? Marti went on maternity leave and the rest of ME
hatched an evil plan to pretend that her lame-ass storylines never existed.
I am more than happy to go along with evil plans any day, but I'm especially
on board with this one! In it's place, we have Willow's original storyline
back. The one that has been developed since season two. Willow likes the
power that magic gives her. She always felt powerless growing up, and
with magic, she can rid herself of that feeling. We also never again have
to go through a scene where Willow can save them all from fiery painful
deaths, if only she'll use just a little of the magic, but she can't,
because she's on the wagon! And being dead is better than being addicted!
[I, however, remain afraid that the crackwhore is not gone forever! She
said herself, shes not sure if she can kick it. Kick what, Willow?
Smack? White China? And, um, other cool names for it which I cannot be
bothered to remember at this point? Oh, majik. I realize ME was
at a loss for a metaphorical struggle when Angel kicked off for LA, but
it didnt have to be addiction again, folks. It couldve been
something meaningful, like-oh never mind. They wouldve messed it
up and turned it into a crackwhore anyway.]
And best
of all (well, almost best; very best is that we've seen the Giles on a
horse scene in all three episodes so far. Maybe they'll show it in the
previouslies all season! In fact, let's take a look at a picture from
that scene! [ST would just like to point out that that
is SPs high point. Mine was when Spike put his shirt back on. And
wore it. Continuously. Throughout an entire episode.]) is that
the witty dialogue is back! One of the great things about the show was
that the characters could laugh through the pain. Even when they were
sending boyfriends to hell. [Well, really, Buffy sort
of sulked through that one. For 3 seasons. Now Xander? He was laughing.]
Or facing brain-eating demons. Or scary, scary clowns. And dummies. Even
the darkest episodes had moments of levity to keep the viewing audience
from spending the night sobbing in a corner, wailing about the unfairness
of it all. Well, OK, except maybe when Jenny died. And Oz left. And Giles
left. And Tara died. And stuff. But mostly! Levity mixed in with the sadness!
Most of season six, however, was darkness with a side of dark. This season,
even though the episodes themselves have been fairly dark, we've still
had those great moments. And it's about time, because as we've mentioned
time and again on this site, we surely don't watch Buffy for the plots
themselves. We watch for the interaction between the characters, and the
well-crafted writing of the dialogue. And it looks like it's all back.
Woo frickin' hoo. [Pace yourself, grasshopper. Maternity
leave doesnt last forever.]
I'm also glad that Buffy is finally letting Dawn do something for a change.
The scoobies were the same age as Dawn when they got started with the
whole fighting evil gig, and Xander and Willow had no superpowers then.
And I am so happy that I don't have to hear Buffy say "you do research
now?" and ask Dawn if she wants a pack of cigarretes anymore. Speaking
of Dawn, I know a lot of people are fearful that we're getting Dawn the
Vampire Slayer now that Buffy is teaching her how to fight. I think it's
just the opposite (so far). I think they're showing that Dawn doesn't
have any super abilities. She couldn't even swing that brick bag. And
it's understandable that Buffy would realize that Dawn has to live in
Sunnydale so she should at least learn some good techniques for the killing.
[Im all for Dawn doing the researching and being
the Willow. Shes totally the Willow. Shes a computer geek
on a Mac of DOOM, she sucks at fighting-and she better continue to suck
at fighting. She kicks one more demon across an alley, and theres
going to be an angry letter fired off. Oh! Or maybe a petition started!
Since Im sure this has caused the collective staff to quake in their
boots, I will say no more. Except this: dont do it. Stop right now.
I can see that scene youre writing, and Im telling you, youre
going to regret it. And if not you, I certainly will.]
But this site wouldn't be boils and blinding torment if we didn't mention
a few painful moments amidst our praise.
No leisurely-jogging girl getting all stabbed to
death by monks
I think it would have been really cool if they started each episode with
this until they told us what the hell was going on. This week could have
been scantily-clad girl in Buenos Aires, in the middle of a festival crowd,
wearing big things on her head! Or water-skiiing girl in Florida, using
her trick skiing techniques to try to get away from the not-quite-as-adept
water-skiing monks! Their robes dragging in the water slow them down,
but they eventually get with the stabbing! Wouldn't water-skiing monks
be funny? But, no. We get nothing. And since Buffy was all "more
will be killed" last episode, it's kind of annoying that we get no
mention at all this week. I guess Buffy doesn't care so much about the
stabbing monks when she can be entertained by posable Dawn.
Spike, no longer burning on the cross, back to wearing
the gay blue shirt
Now
possibly, the gay blue shirt is foreshadowing of his renewed relationship
with Xander, but still. Last we saw of Spike, he was hanging on a cross,
burning himself to a crisp. And he had tossed his "costume"
aside. Buffy apparently got all spooked and ran out. So... what? He eventually
said, "bugger this" and got himself off the cross? And then
went hunting through the dark for the shirt? In the state he was in, one
would assume he would just hang there til he could fit in an ashtray.
But apparently, that whole big concerning scene where he was all distraught
and burny was not meant to be so concerning after all. Since he seemed
to bounce back OK on his own. [And his face did a remarkable
healing job, too. Perhaps hes borrowing Sydneys make up from
Alias?]
That Buffy doesn't lock the doors to her house
OK, so maybe vampires can't get in, but there are a lot more creatures
lurking around Sunnydale than just vampires. Or maybe Willow just thought
about unlocking the door and it unlocked, just like she just thought about
dialing a phone number in England and then only had to press like two
numbers. [Well, you know, everything is
whats
the word? Connected? So Im betting Mother Earth just sort of stepped
on in there and gave sad little Willow a nudge with the dialing. Mother
earths got a lot of free time on her hands, apparently.]
The clothes
I know bad clothing is the trademark of this show. But dressing a high
school girl in clothes that only a blind person who's 105 years old has
got to stop. And a dress over jeans? Seriously? [And
Anya, poor Anya! So, so very close to dressing normally. And then you
threw a belt on her. And a horrible, granny pattern on her sweater. So,
so close.] And gave her stilletos to wear while cleaning out the
Magic Box. Bah.

The Buffy gives away her powers
I seriously hope that Slayers regenerate their powers. If not, Buffys
going to feel plenty stupid when that apocalypse comes and Dawn can heft
a sword better than she can.
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Things that might have pained me, but didn't:
Gollum
I've noticed that some people are annoyed that ME stole the monster straight
from Lord of the Rings. I don't mind so much, because ME nearly
always steals their monsters. It's sort of their thing. Last week, it
was Tremors. We've had nods to Frankenstein. Creatures from
the Black Lagoon. Night of the Living Dead. Dr. Jekyll and
Mr. Hyde. Plus more! (That's shorthand for, I'm lazy so just imagine
the rest.)
The whole invisible thing being a spell
See, I was all spoiled for this episode. I forgot that a lot of people
would be watching, wondering what was up with the invisibleness. When
I watch new episodes, it's just like watching Prophecy Girl or
something. I know what's coming, but I still enjoy it. I didn't even think
about whether Willow accidentally doing a spell was too easy of an answer,
because I knew all along. I actually don't think it was too easy. It showed
both that Willow was really scared to face her friends (as she should
be) and that she still doesn't have the magic under control. Good plot
points both! [I, on the other hand, have become accustomed
to things being too easy as the way out, so no skin off my back there.
Literally, even!]
How
the scoobies accepted Willow back
They didn't complete trust her. That makes sense. However, they did forgive
her. Which also makes sense, because Buffy recently tried to kill all
of them, and they forgot all about that five minutes into the next episode.
The only person who seems to not have completely forgiven her is Dawn.
Which also makes sense. Because Willow really targeted her, for no good
reason. And not only tried to kill her, but said some things that Dawn
probably hasn't forgotten. At least the stuff that Willow said to Buffy
was in relation to Buffy trying to stop her. Willow's comments to Dawn
were in reaction to Dawn telling her that she was sad about Tara too.
[But, you know, still. Dawn should have been a little
angrier. We should have seen a scene where Dawn gets all Ball of
green energy, eh? Make your own database, bitch.
Yep. That wouldve been cool. Oh! Maybe I can
hold out for next week!]
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